If eating Nerds faithfully can turn me into one, I think I have a pretty good chance (:

Anyway, I just read ZhiTao's blog and I swear its hilarious! HAHAHA! See for yourself!

Description: The name says it all. Dull grey in colour, it resembles the colour of concrete pavement and walls and over the years, this impression is stuck in nearly everyone's head. Nowadays, when people see the uniform, they think of walking pillars. In essence, they think it sucks. yet, there's a positive side which most people choose to overlook. Thickness unrivalled by any other uniform, it provides excellent protection in dire situations. Experiments have shown that it takes approximately 8.52 seconds to burn a hole through a new piece of uniform-- the perfect outfit to have, especially in cases of fire(touch wood, of course). Now, imagine you have to spend 2 hrs below the air-con in the lecture theatre. Who needs jackets, windbreakers or extra clothes when u have such thick uniforms?

The uniform also enables you to camouflage in urban areas. All you have to do is to remove the buttons, paint your face grey, and then stick yourself to the wall/pillar/pavement. chances are, those on your heels will mistake you for an oddly shaped hump.

Want to look like a mugger? No problem. Wear the uniform and you WILL look like one. After all, one of the most famous stereotype is being a mugger school.

Rating: 5 stars. I mean, where else can u get such a flexible and useful product?

HAHA. I hope he doesn't kill me for adapting this from his blog. BUT, I THINK ITS REALLY SUPER FUNNY!, don't you? :D

STJ later! And we have a 73 senior-junior outing coming up! (: Can't wait!