Saturday, June 10, 2006
JOKE OF THE CENTURYFather has fifty cents. Mother has fifty cents. Daughter has fifty cents. Son has fifty Cents. Guess the MRT station.
Ans: Commonwealth!
WAHAHAHA. Nearly died when sh told be that.
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"I'm a firm believer in love at first sight. My grandfather saw my grandmother riding a bicycle in the park and followed her, and they got married three months later. They were together for fifty years, until he died. My father saw my mother crossing a street, and knew she was going to be his wife. They've been married for forty-five years. You see, it runs in the family!"`Sidney Sheldon; Nothing Lasts Forever
That's a really really good book so go read it! :D Its actually a mystery/detective/murder novel and its damnn good! (: