Tuesday, September 12, 2006
After an entire day at the wonderful Reading Room of hcjc, I declare that half my brain is fried /: For everyone else, I think their entire brain is fried. Please infer my productivity rate from the above sentence. /: /: /:
I know, I know. I'll reflect on my audacious behavior!
But I should just be glad half my brain is fried. Coffee is really miraculous. At first I was soooo sleepy I tell you! But after one cup of the stupendous, mystical drink from the fabulous Stall no. 10, I felt like, tons better! :D
Anw, there was this super hilarious thing that happened that I MUST blog about! HAHAHAHAH!
Outside the toilet
Shueli: OMG what's that! (-points)
(everyone looks at the floor)
(everyone stares)
(everyone examines closely)
Shueli: OMG its someone's pet tortoiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Someone squashed it!
(everyone's jaw dropped)
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
OMG I swear I really nearly died laughing!!!!
And to introduce the main character:
The Famous unfortunate "Squashed Tortoise":
Tell me if Shueli is cute or cute!
She thought someone's pet tortoise crawled there and then got squashed and fossilised in the cement floor outside the Level One toilet! This girl is brilliant, really. HAHAHAH! :D
But admittedly, it was really dark at that point of time so I half believed it was a squashed tortoise! It really looks like lah! Scare me.
